Hi. I am zshzn. I am just another modest Perl coder. I write a lot of quick scripts, some longer programs, and some personal use modules. I have not made a big splash at Perlmonks nor at CPAN. I am, however, in love with Perl.

I have nothing worth offering except some quotes I like.


"People should quote me when I say something clever, but they never do (and yes, I do say clever things occacionally)" - PerlJam


This isn't a Perl quote but it still makes me laugh. (Background: we were talking about snow, and arachne is nemo's girlfriend)

<@arachne> we only got an inch ;( after they predicted 6-0
<@arachne> 6-10*
<@arachne> dissapointing ;P
<@bk> snow, or nemo?


# AI_coder finally submits to losing an argument with peterS
<AI_coder> peterS: Fine, you go ahead and destroy human life using your huge talented brain.
<malverian> Is there an easy way to check if a variable is a hash?
<ew73> Use ref or isa
<integral> I would personally just look for the % when naming the variable.
<tybalt89> $var = bless [], 'HASH'; # mad cackles...
<integral> use overload '%{}' => \&evil_laughter;

<kay> anytime pumpkin
<zshzn> call me pumpking, baby
<kay> freak

<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body
<Estes> I don't get why at the beginning of a class a guy uses my $self = shit; Anyone can help on this please ?
<Estes> shift *
<Estes> sorry
<Estes> lol
<Estes> could be bash.org'ed
<Yaakov> Perl is exoteric.
<Elly> Perl is exothermic.
<Yaakov> Perl is endothermic.
<buu> Perl is the one true god. All hail.
<Hamled> help my regex doesn't work: [\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*struct[\s(?://.*?\n|/\
*.*?\*/)]+([a-zA-Z_]\w*)[\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*(?:[\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*([a-zA-Z_]\w*)
[\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]+([a-zA-Z_]\w*)[\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*(?:\[[\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*
/)]*([a-zA-Z_]\w*)[\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*\][\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*)*?(?:\[[\s(?://.*?\
n|/\*.*?\*/)]*([a-zA-Z_]\w*)[\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*\])[\s(?://.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*;)+[\s(?:
//.*?\n|/\*.*?\*/)]*;
<meta-ridley> when is perl 6 coming out
<zshzn> ssssh
<zshzn> we don't ask that
<@baud> interesting suggestion on p5p - rename Perl 6 to "Onion"
<@fish> because it makes people cry?
<@dnm> Because like the online 'zine onion, it's completely made up of fiction?